Medical Consequences of What Heterosexuals Do

Paul Cameron, PhD, wrote this article, (titled "Medical Consequences of What Homosexuals Do") detailing the dangers of homosexual sex. Which, of course, means gay men only. Apparently lesbians are either non-existent or less offensive to the average bigot. I don't know which is worse, really.

Here is an example of why selective statistical misuse is a simple way to spread your own bigotry everywhere (note the obvious satirical content here):


MEDICAL CONSEQUENCES OF WHAT HETEROSEXUALS DO

By Jane Know, Honorary PhD in Spreading the Homosexual Agenda and Proud Shrill Feminist


Throughout our people's storied history, men have always had sex with women. Yet this behavior often brings with it many detrimental effects. It is becoming clearer and clearer that heterosexuals are on the verge of destroying themselves with their spread of STDs and HIV, unwanted pregnancies, their contributions to the overpopulation problem, etc. Yet before delving into those atrocities, we must first ask:


What do heterosexuals do, anyway? Per the CDC:

-97% of ALL men ages 25-44 report having some sexual contact with the opposite sex

-97% of ALL men report having vaginal sex with female partner

-90% of ALL men report having oral sex with a female

-40% of ALL men report having anal sex with a female

-34% of all new HIV cases in 2002 were from heterosexual vaginal intercourse

-Teenage birth and pregnancy rates are higher in the U.S. than in many other industrialized countries

-34% of non-Hispanic black men have had more than 15 opposite-sex partners

-22% of non-Hispanic white men have had more than 15 opposite-sex partners

-18% of Hispanic men of all races have had more than 15 opposite-sex partners

-While HIV rates are far lower for lesbians than heterosexual women, they are 70% likely to be tested for HIV in their lifetimes, compared to only 53% likely for heterosexual women.

-15% of solely-heterosexual men have had an STD other than HIV

-88% of females have had oral sex with a male

-35% of females have had anal sex

One may now ask what the damages are of these depraved sexual practices of heterosexuals.

Thankfully, Dr. Cameron has already answered that for me. All I have to do is substitute "heterosexual" for "homosexual" in certain sections of his article.

For example: "ORAL SEX [Heterosexual women] fellate almost all of their sexual contacts (and ingest semen from about half of these). Semen contains many of the germs carried in the blood. Because of this, [heterosexuals] who practice oral sex verge on consuming raw human blood, with all its medical risks. Since the penis often has tiny lesions (and often will have been in unsanitary places such as a rectum), individuals so involved may become infected with hepatitis A or gonorrhea (and even HIV and hepatitis B)..."

and "RECTAL SEX Surveys indicate that [about 40% of heterosexual males and 34% of heterosexual females] have engaged in rectal intercourse..."

"Rectal sex is dangerous. During rectal intercourse the rectum becomes a mixing bowl for 1) saliva and its germs and/or an artificial lubricant, 2) the recipient's own feces, 3) whatever germs, infections or substances the penis has on it, and 4) the seminal fluid of the inserter. Since sperm readily penetrate the rectal wall (which is only one cell thick) causing immunologic damage, and tearing or bruising of the anal wall is very common during anal/penile sex, these substances gain almost direct access to the blood stream. Unlike heterosexual intercourse [sic] (in which sperm cannot penetrate the multilayered vagina and no feces are present),7 rectal intercourse is probably the most sexually efficient way to spread hepatitis B, HIV syphilis and a host of other blood-borne diseases.
Tearing or ripping of the anal wall is especially likely with "fisting," where the hand and arm is inserted into the rectum. It is also common when "toys" are employed ([heterosexual] lingo for objects which are inserted into the rectum--bottles, carrots, even gerbils8). The risk of contamination and/or having to wear a colostomy bag from such "sport" is very real. Fisting was apparently so rare in Kinsey's time that he didn't think to talk about it..."

Further, heterosexual teens practice the absolutely vile, irresponsible behavior of premarital sex resulting in unwanted teen pregnancies. These unwanted pregnancies result in abortion, adoption (the lesser of two evils), or raising an unwanted child in poverty. The addition of more babies does wonders for our world's overpopulation problem.

Further, heterosexual teenagers are the subgroup with the highest rates of STD infection. This irresponsible behavior is something they no doubt learn from their (usually) heterosexual parents. It is obvious that they are imitating their parents' behavior of having heterosexual intercourse. The Southern states of Mississippi, Texas, Arizona, and Arkansas, and New Mexico are particularily guilty of these moral crimes. Anyone who supports American Families surely would advocate the ban of heterosexual parents. Or at least a ban on heterosexual parenting south of the Mason-Dixon line.

The dangers of heterosexual intercourse for women, specifically are gonorrhea, chlamydia, pelvic inflammatory disease, HIV/AIDS, trichomonas, and syphilis. Studies have shown that repeated infection in the reproductive tract or PID can cause sterility. Studies have also shown that heterosexual women are far more likely than lesbians to get these common STDs. This is because most of these STDs require a penetrative penis entering the vaginal or rectal mucous membranes. ("Although the rate of transmission of STIs between women is probably low relative to that of transmission from men to women, a substantial proportion of lesbians, including those who self-identify as lesbians, and especially younger women most at risk for chlamydial infection, may continue to have sex with men"). So, there you have it. Get rid of that pesky penis, get rid of those pesky STDs.

Speaking of that pesky penis, it is evident that the United States has the highest rape rate of every developed country that keeps such statistics. 1.3 women in this country are raped every minute by men, and 1 out of 3 women will be sexually assaulted by a man in her lifetime. 1 in 7 women will be raped by her husband. 1 in 4 college women have been raped or suffered attempted rape. 1 in 12 male students admit to commiting acts that are considered rape. 84% of those males believed that what they had done didn't constitute rape. It is clear that the heterosexual male is some kind of depraved sex-seeking machine who still stop at nothing for intercourse.

Just so we're clear here, this is not an attack on heterosexuals themselves. It is only an attack on their immoral, depraved, unhealthy behavior. This is borne out of Genuine Compassion for The Heterosexual, or in the words of Dr. Cameron himself:

"Society is legitimately concerned with health risks-- they impact our taxes and everyone's chances of illness and injury. Because we care about them, smokers are discouraged from smoking by higher insurance premiums, taxes on cigarettes and bans against smoking in public. These social pressures cause many to quit. They likewise encourage non-smokers to stay non-smokers.
[Heterosexuals] are sexually troubled people engaging in dangerous activities. Because we care about them and those tempted to join them, it is important that we neither encourage nor legitimize such a destructive lifestyle. "

And remember, I don't hate the heterosexual. I just hate paying for their sins.

Peace.