See everyone, see what a good doggie mommy I am? Because I am such a good doggie mommy, you shouldn't be allowed to form your polygamist goat colony (which will happen when gays are allowed to get married).
*Obligatory cute story*
Blair Warner has been mysteriously finding treats around the house that we haven't given her. Every day when we get home from work, Blair Warner runs straight into the spare bedroom and emerges with a treat each time.
We thought this was because she was storing treats previously given to her. Or something.
Today, the mystery was solved.
A previous house guest and guest-doggy had left a box of treats under a pile of blankets, unbeknownst to us.
Blair Warner has somehow found this out, and has used it to her advantage. The box is almost empty now.
Moral of the Story: Although not fully housebroken, and really yappy, little dogs can be surprisingly smart.
Oh, and of course, this means you shouldn't be able to form your Polygamist Goat Colony.