He is a really good doggy. And my girlfriend and I are really good doggy mommies. Because he is so cute, if gays are allowed to marry each other, then mothers and daughters will also start to want to get married.
*Obligatory cute story*
Cary Grant, unlike Blair Warner (who is a small dog), is housebroken. He never poops or pees in the house.
But one time, Cary Grant had the diarrhea from gastroenteritis, unbeknownst to his doggy mommies. On said day of diarrhea, Mommy #1 arrived home from work and noticed a foul stench coming from the office.
Moral of this story: labs are smarter than other dogs because they use out of reach supplies to cover up their messes.
2nd Moral of the story: that wasn't really a cute story so much as it was gross.
Oh, and gays shouldn't be allowed to marry because mothers and daughters will want equal marriage rights, too.