Saturday, June 7, 2008

I will sit and patiently wait...

For California to break off of North America and sink into the Pacific Ocean on June 17th when gay couples start getting legally married.




Hopefully, Ben Affleck will arrive in the nick of time to save us from Armageddon.

3 comments:

Fannie Wolfe said...

He's leavin on a jet plane. Don't know when he'll be back again.


Did I mention that Liv Tyler is the one redeeming part of that movie?

Jane Know said...

Thank goddess all those American male heroes rescued the rest of the world from Armageddon. Soooo realistic.

Anonymous said...

i always wanted to be a mermaid, maybe i should move to cali.

i can probably pack up just in time to make it for the sinking...

hold back afflack will ya'